My favorite donations pleas to ignore (and especially homecoming news) are from the school who got rid of my program a few years after I graduated "go home to what?" I ask. Second favorite is my first college, who sent me donation requests while I was still paying off my education there. Mostly I'm salty that I sent in wedding news to the alumni newsletter with a pic including a bunch of other alumni and that didn't get published despite them doing that for others'.
How high will your bail bond be when Adams and Scientologists finally catch up to you? (Lol)
My favorite donations pleas to ignore (and especially homecoming news) are from the school who got rid of my program a few years after I graduated "go home to what?" I ask. Second favorite is my first college, who sent me donation requests while I was still paying off my education there. Mostly I'm salty that I sent in wedding news to the alumni newsletter with a pic including a bunch of other alumni and that didn't get published despite them doing that for others'.
Dug the heel turn from glad-handed nostalgia mongering to under-handed desperation. Fire.
Birthday questions???
In what kind(s) of cake(s) will you be indulging this weekend?
Do you think eliminating birthdays would lead to fewer cases of age-related anxiety and depression?
How are you feeling about getting older? If "good" please provide a 5-7-5 haiku road map to this feeling for the rest of us. 🥂
alternatively: if there were to be an athletic facility or foitball stadium named in your honor and built with your donation
what would it be named?
describe in 5 words or less what Gianna's fantasy life might look like
If only my alma mater would send me this type of honest, humorous request for donation. How will you celebrate you on your upcoming personal holiday?
Oh this hit me right in my black legacy Dartmouth education
The opening salvo of Siege Week sinks Regent's battleship! Love this one.
I'll think on some b-day questions and circle back.