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How high will your bail bond be when Adams and Scientologists finally catch up to you? (Lol)

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My favorite donations pleas to ignore (and especially homecoming news) are from the school who got rid of my program a few years after I graduated "go home to what?" I ask. Second favorite is my first college, who sent me donation requests while I was still paying off my education there. Mostly I'm salty that I sent in wedding news to the alumni newsletter with a pic including a bunch of other alumni and that didn't get published despite them doing that for others'.

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Dug the heel turn from glad-handed nostalgia mongering to under-handed desperation. Fire.

Birthday questions???

In what kind(s) of cake(s) will you be indulging this weekend?

Do you think eliminating birthdays would lead to fewer cases of age-related anxiety and depression?

How are you feeling about getting older? If "good" please provide a 5-7-5 haiku road map to this feeling for the rest of us. 🥂

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alternatively: if there were to be an athletic facility or foitball stadium named in your honor and built with your donation

what would it be named?

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describe in 5 words or less what Gianna's fantasy life might look like

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If only my alma mater would send me this type of honest, humorous request for donation. How will you celebrate you on your upcoming personal holiday?

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Sep 18Liked by Dennard Dayle

Oh this hit me right in my black legacy Dartmouth education

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The opening salvo of Siege Week sinks Regent's battleship! Love this one.

I'll think on some b-day questions and circle back.

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