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Might be time for Apologia to rebrand again and pivot into the consumer beverage space.

The pianist situation sounds nightmarish. I suck at musical instruments, so I don't play. Four months with no improvement gives lie to the "never quit on your dreams" mantra.

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It’s a shame that I’m the one paying for his happy, supportive childhood. He was clearly raised on near-impossible levels of unconditional love and support. How he survives exposure to the city is beyond me.

Apologia is always ready for a good rebrand. Or debrand, unbrand, or antibrand. Reality’s a flexible thing.

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The psychedelic energy drinks are coming. Just in time for the peak of humanity's bad trip.

It's the 2020's, so my joke will become reality. This is fun.

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Oh man, reality owes me more than a few royalties. God’s a ruthless plagiarist.

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founding

The worst possible product innovations capture the highest possible market share. Buy Pepsi stock now.

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Once again, free game.

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The A.I. energy drink will assimilate them all. Buy Borg stock yesterday.

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Jul 12, 2023Liked by Dennard Dayle

At some point, it has to be less rude and more constructive to aim speakers at the shared wall and blast the song they're trying to learn.

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Every morning will make me less and less able to resist this.

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This.

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Jul 12, 2023Liked by Dennard Dayle

Hakaider should be required viewing in film classes purely for how to use practical effects to make a fight scene look gorgeous and bloody at the same time without using any fluids

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Nolan could have used the lesson in making suit stiffness your best friend.

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AI is moving into the energy drink business. That and Microsoft are in cahoots.

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