Today’s Fortune: You will reconnect with an old enemy.
Pain: spending more time on a definition than it would take to collect and return enough empties to buy the book outright.
Pain: What everyone needs to suffer through, even if preventable, because you did.
Also, it's interesting about what jokes fly where. As I continue lobbing my demented musings into the virtual ether, I've come to realize I still self-regulate and self-censor more than I'd prefer.
Left completely unchecked, I'd become a human triggering device.
My point is: give us the family jokes!
Pain: Pleasure's stronger, faster, smarter, richer, better-looking sibling.
Pain (noun): The body's way of signaling you found the missing Lego piece.