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Jul 26, 2023Liked by Dennard Dayle

You are already tweeted.

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"He's someone that loved the same shitposts I did."

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Aggressive aggessiveness is the only path. Live by a code, consequences be damned.

Just got to your New Yorker riff -- bra-effing-vo. Know that you captured my interior monologue perfectly, and the Braydens will get what they deserve.

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Thank you! The war on tomorrow is not one we can afford to lose.

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"To say nothing of your senator." -- (1) Go Lindsey (2) Go Dianne

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Only a randomized seating chart can save the nation.

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I almost always love your proposals. However, the use of only triggered me to remember "and only I can fix it"

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Jul 26, 2023Liked by Dennard Dayle

“It’d be terrible news for prison guards.”

LOL on the R train...

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Jul 26, 2023Liked by Dennard Dayle

I’ve heard this theory before, btw, but only as it applies to your level of attractiveness.

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That's an entertaining variation, surprisingly I haven't heard it before. But I can imagine the open mic riff already.

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Jul 26, 2023Liked by Dennard Dayle

PS enjoying Dave’s handgun from the 90s...

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Giving soul, that Dave.

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What's the new Yorker link supposed to go to? Not showing up for me.

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It's not just you or that article, they seem to be having some trouble this morning. It's a short called "Why Ecocide is the Perfect Revenge on Our Children."

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that new yorker piece is hilarious dont hate us boomers for not doing the job fast enough!!!

as for this its a gauntlet for sure but oddly rewarding ha

by their friends you shall know them but i like the idea of splitting the difference with average

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