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I'm horrible at languages too. Dabbled in Japanese in high school, Spanish in college, German in graduate school. Speak none.

I tell myself it helps me speak English, the stupidest and most illogical language, better.

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Maybe we’d be better if our base language wasn’t a prank. We burned all our skill points by twelve.

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I was 12 in 1992. A solid case could be made America and I reached the top of the parabola at the same time.

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Jun 28, 2023Liked by Dennard Dayle

Same principle I used to justify taking Latin in high school. But it did help me appreciate the hilarity of the word "defenestration" after learning "fenestra" means window.

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This factoid makes me extremely happy. Defenestrate is a top 25 verb, easy.

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After 8 years of studying German starting in middle school and after 2 months of living in Germany in college, my German professor pulled me aside and asked if I had a learning disability that kept me at the 3rd grade reading/writing level. I wasn't even mad at the question.

I switched my major to linguisics. All is well.

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The real question is: who had the hardest verse on that song?

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It was a real Olympic event. And convinced me there wasn’t enough Big K.R.I.T. or Danny Brown in my world, which has to be worth some points.

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For sure. Yelawolf, to me at least, seemed to be the only clear man not in contention. You could make a very strong case for everyone else on the track.

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Poor Yelawolf. It’s like showing up for The School of Athens without a toga.

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They set that man up.

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“It’s not a Fight Club. We just talk and arm wrestle. Join in, you’ll have a great time.”

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I'm pretty great at languages but start talking technicalities of music to me and I'm hopeless. Which is why it's kind of dumb I wrote a novel series where one protagonist is in a band. 😅

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Jun 28, 2023·edited Jun 28, 2023Author

Hey, why let reality win? And I think we could all benefit from a hint of Metalocalypse in our casts.

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Jun 28, 2023Liked by Dennard Dayle

Nice, I can't learn language or music, but me draw picture good.

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Sounfs like a winning path. I have a lot of admiration for visual artists. I’d trade half of English for some line skills.

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