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Where is this oreilly farm and what sort of animals do they have there? Mongeese and ferrets I think. Minks that refuse to get vaccinated. Giant baboons that write more books about Lincoln. More books about Lincoln! At last !

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Yeah, do not be on a diet on vacation. Pause it until after. Life is too short.

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"Why did I get a Twitter clone before buttons to center and underline text?"

This is the ultimate question.

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Khan, Genghis: The heel alter ego of Temüjin, which he took a little too seriously, and used to justify killing his brother, uniting his fractious peoples, and conquering the known world.

I know the news will be fantastic. If for some reason it's not, channel your rage, and dispatch your enemies with extreme prejudice.

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Apr 26, 2023Liked by Dennard Dayle

I̲̲ ̲h̲̲o̲̲p̲̲e̲̲ ̲t̲̲h̲̲e̲̲ ̲n̲̲e̲̲w̲̲s̲̲ ̲i̲̲s̲̲ ̲f̲̲a̲̲n̲̲t̲̲a̲̲s̲̲t̲̲i̲̲c̲̲.̲̲

I̲̲ ̲w̲̲i̲̲s̲̲h̲̲ ̲t̲̲h̲̲i̲̲s̲̲ ̲u̲̲n̲̲d̲̲e̲̲r̲̲l̲̲i̲̲n̲̲e̲̲ ̲w̲̲a̲̲s̲̲ ̲m̲̲o̲̲r̲̲e̲̲ ̲a̲̲t̲̲t̲̲r̲̲a̲̲c̲̲t̲̲i̲̲v̲̲e̲̲.̲̲

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Apr 26, 2023Liked by Dennard Dayle

Smashing a glass-framed painting over your lover's head is the new sensual massage.

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Khan, Genghis: The name after Khan, Chaka in the “Encyclopedia of Names That Could Bring Terror or Joy, Depending on the Situation vol. 3”

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