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"Whenever you feel obnoxious, remember that Princeton University asks for donations." 🤌

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That's the beginning and end of my self-help book.

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The Florida line is perfection and the Princeton one's lethal. Forwarded to several people who know what an "eating club" is.

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Rebranding fraternities has to be the heist of the century. It's like calling missile silos "firework delivery systems."

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Thank you for nothing in particular

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You're broadly welcome.

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