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The only unequivocal positive about parenthood is you can perform pro wrestling moves on your kids. My top 5: 1) vertical suplex, 2) chokeslam, 3) F-5, 4) Razor's Edge, 5) sidewalk slam.

Mattress recommended.

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Mattress! It needs a mattress! I knew my nephew was mad for a reason.

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I'm sorry for dry dick victims but some other body parts are much harder to moist naturally. My elbows be looking like mudcrack landscape over here

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A moment of silence for dandruff victims.

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