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Oct 25, 2023Liked by Dennard Dayle

I wonder what would happen if everyone in the whole world just stopped assigning blame cold turkey?

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The thermodynamic consequences would be incredible--that's a lot of energy shifting at once. The planet might blow.

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Are you a goal digger? Clever clever headlines.:) (I said it twice which means it's doubly true.)

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"IPO your pants" is the most bewildering. You can see the target, but it lands a mile away.

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The Future looks bright. Also, that ad campaign means there's no hope. Thank you for not grading on a curve.

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We'll never be bored again.

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YAY CLEM!

Initial Public Offer your pants? 🧐

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Something odd about watching a multinational whiff a bathroom pun. You’d think it’s be someone’s job, like a urine czar.

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Oct 25, 2023Liked by Dennard Dayle

Publisher's Marketplace affirms your next book is in the works but it's not here yet. Would it help to picket them? I have an MFA and can paint my own signs.

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While picketing's great marketing, the schedule's fixed. Whether I get a Peace Prize or cancelled, it's coming out the same day.

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Congratulations, Clementine!

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