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Nov 1, 2023·edited Nov 1, 2023Liked by Dennard Dayle

"Nothing new this fall, and maybe winter. I will explore nothing. I will gain no wisdom. I will reject all practical, emotional, and spiritual growth. I will spend three months as the perfect Speaker of the House. Less training arcs, more filler episodes."

as a "bullet point" this might not cut the limiit on word count but should be emblazoned on ALL our coats of arms and battle flags slogging (slouching?) forward the sequel to 'Dune" can't come soon enough so we can see 0ur own futures sapiens! ERK

btw next time you and the boyz do a collab coinsider a friggin intermission like movies are doin as this platform as well as nation is full of ageing people like me and we have NEEDS heh

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That Dune sequel will be a high point of my WW3 service.

Breaks/pallete cleansers are actually what the banter section between pitches are for! I’m a little bit considerate, sometimes.

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ya know is it just me (i watched it just recently) or is there a weird oedipal thing with chalamet and his mom in that film? i just feel it ha

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Back at you on the collabos! The process is such a treat, your vampire shtick offers its own unique charms, and -- best of all -- we're still batting 1.000.

Just got to that New Yorker piece. It slays, er...stings, er...slaps. Yes, slaps.

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Drowning is sort of like slapping the water, if you think about it.

Your truth flamethrower fired true. It's a shame that we're entering a utopia, and will soon be out of things to talk about.

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What email service are you thinking of switching to?

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I need to do some research, but smoke signals look about right.

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They always say NEVER go to Silent Hill. Well we buck tradition.

Now our daughter is missing to be reborn as god and Tommy got a letter from his deceased wife…

Nah, coincidence

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A daughter reborn as a vengeful God at least clarifies the muddier theological questions. Think of all the debates and Holy Wars you can skip.

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True but there’s a pyramid headed guy with a big knife who’s constantly following me. I bet he’s just going to ask me to go to his birthday party. He has a big cake

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This is an opportunity too delicious to ignore.

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We keep hearing air raid sirens which are making it hard to hear Tommy’s deceased wife in long hallways. And a big guy named Eddie ate all the pizza 🍕 so it’s not very fun

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Standard phantasm. They'll be placated if you buy some Silent HIll property.

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Great! Now my daughter got lost at the mall and is now being chased in an amusement park by a giant bunny rabbit Worst day ever

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Bread is life. I'm eating a raisin bagel as we speak.

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Well done. You’ve got to avoid the carb shakes.

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