I'd argue I'm more "manly" than the guy in that Camel ad. Cigarettes were sexy for a long time, though. I tried one once in college and was terrified by how cool I felt doing it. Never again.
Coke vs Pepsi. You reminded me of the 1970s ads. I remember when coke was just coke and had actual sugar in it. They do that for the Europeans. We get corn syrup now.
Also reading your diet zero regular Coke thoughts I thought about how I think about this all the time and I should write a whole story and then you wrote...maybe we could swap or collab.
“Past Dennard thinks Present Dennard is a punk for skipping his Dianne Feinstein joke.” Okay this has me lol in the waiting room at the doctors office.
Man don't make me choose between being an elitist and performative environmentalism. I pick OmniBrand Green, this time.
I had to know if you were one of the *best* performative environmentalists.
I'd argue I'm more "manly" than the guy in that Camel ad. Cigarettes were sexy for a long time, though. I tried one once in college and was terrified by how cool I felt doing it. Never again.
You've definitely lapped him. There's a particular desperation behind a smoking soldier mascot that's hard to top.
Coke vs Pepsi. You reminded me of the 1970s ads. I remember when coke was just coke and had actual sugar in it. They do that for the Europeans. We get corn syrup now.
There's also the sugar-free laboratory edition! It's great weed-killer.
Great idea! I’ll pour it on the poisonous mushrooms growing in my yard.
I pick rebel even though I'm one of those people who actually followed the COVID-era one way markings in it supermarket aisles.
Those were great. Everyone ignoring them made masks the compromise position.
Did you write anything for the Ukrainian veteran in Canadian parliament? That's the funniest news story I've read in a long time.
Sometimes you can hear the Peepshow soundtrack play over reality.
Also reading your diet zero regular Coke thoughts I thought about how I think about this all the time and I should write a whole story and then you wrote...maybe we could swap or collab.
Sounds like a good time to me.
“Past Dennard thinks Present Dennard is a punk for skipping his Dianne Feinstein joke.” Okay this has me lol in the waiting room at the doctors office.
That effect is my entire mission statement.
Loving the new ad section! An inspired start.
That intra-dating app deathmatch piece sounds like magic.
A Civil War satire depressing? Who'd have thought.
I think the article will happen, I just need to steel myself for staring down infinite funhouse reflections.
That note’s for another project! Sleep and I don’t play well together.
Oh, I wondered! You're too prolific for your own good. The Sleep Gods appreciate your sacrifice.
fuck gotta luv bill burr!!