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"Cuckold apocalypse" will be with me till the end of days.

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Only two months? Dang.

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I loved this very much. Happy belated birthday.

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Thank you! I'll try to keep the hits and/or grievous liver damage going.

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Don't know why answering "Andrew Jackson" inspired the eraser-throw, but I laughed. Maybe you reach subconscious levels of humor I'm not even aware of. But I'll take it.

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A man can only have sobriety foisted on him for so long before he cracks.

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Those sixteen drowsy humanities students let you down. May they roast in the flames of Tuesday’s apocalypse.

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My liver just wants to work, like any proud American. If only they respected that.

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this is sad and wonderful, like a john prine painting.

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