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Another hilarious hit.

We relate so much to the “interesting” mayoral reign

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Thanks! I wonder how much more swagger my blood pressure can take.

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It’ll never be too much

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Adams' War Journal: Nothing to hide.

Gotta read it two more times before I get all the jokes.

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Oh man, his journal would have more crossed out than a CIA timesheet.

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for chrissakes the city of NY cud run itself without any mayor think: ant colony under glass

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But then who would get us year-old crypto scams?

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oh fuk u caught me

there i dont always read these things to the bitter end lol

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Sometimes you’re just too intense for me. Not this time. This time it’s just right. Thanks.

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Glad this was a winner! Thanks for sticking around through my riot acts.

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For some erratic == relatable. I believe the vegans are doomed -- deep down no one is willing to give up belts, purses, and Oreos.

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“Erratic==relatable” is an interesting angle, though I wonder how many of us that could be before the city burned down. As for Oreos, I hope the biosphere doesn’t make the choice for us.

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I think most anyone who is stuck in the SM loop of responding to every random bit of nonsense with a like or a yeah but is a case-study in becoming ever more erratic. I'm afraid that means "how many of us" is large.

Spent part of my career adjacent to food -- it is about as unsustainable as it gets. My silly remark about belts & Oreos is mostly for folks who assume because I eat a PBD, I am a vegan. Not sure people know the difference generally.

Love your writing

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