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A mash-up of two things I've managed to avoid in my lifetime and, based on this piece, for good reason.

I'll be telling my kids "You look like betrayal" as early as this afternoon.

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🤣🤣🤣 I laughed, I cried, it was better than CATS.

I didn't want it to end!

CHRISTINE!!!

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Christine (Harlot!)

u look like jerky

You

You look like betrayal.

Me

I'm dying. DYING!

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Apr 10, 2023Liked by Dennard Dayle

Dealbreakers:

They don’t get my musical theatre references

They touch my mask

They don’t like my face (which was meant to remain maskēd anyway smh)

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Calling you jerky was a low blow, certainly. But withal, as funny as anything in Everything Abridged, e.g., highest praise.

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