I couldn't resist.
A mash-up of two things I've managed to avoid in my lifetime and, based on this piece, for good reason.
I'll be telling my kids "You look like betrayal" as early as this afternoon.
You will live a healthier, saner life. I’m still processing how dumb both got, and how I’m the one that sat through both.
🤣🤣🤣 I laughed, I cried, it was better than CATS.
I didn't want it to end!
CHRISTINE!!!
I need to work CGI cat butts into more of my work. Glad you dug it!
Christine (Harlot!)
u look like jerky
You
You look like betrayal.
Me
I'm dying. DYING!
Another tragic victim of opera murder.
The victim I was born to play.
Dealbreakers:
They don’t get my musical theatre references
They touch my mask
They don’t like my face (which was meant to remain maskēd anyway smh)
Gotta draw the line somewhere. “Somewhere” is my mask.
Calling you jerky was a low blow, certainly. But withal, as funny as anything in Everything Abridged, e.g., highest praise.
A mash-up of two things I've managed to avoid in my lifetime and, based on this piece, for good reason.
I'll be telling my kids "You look like betrayal" as early as this afternoon.
You will live a healthier, saner life. I’m still processing how dumb both got, and how I’m the one that sat through both.
🤣🤣🤣 I laughed, I cried, it was better than CATS.
I didn't want it to end!
CHRISTINE!!!
I need to work CGI cat butts into more of my work. Glad you dug it!
Christine (Harlot!)
u look like jerky
You
You look like betrayal.
Me
I'm dying. DYING!
Another tragic victim of opera murder.
The victim I was born to play.
Dealbreakers:
They don’t get my musical theatre references
They touch my mask
They don’t like my face (which was meant to remain maskēd anyway smh)
Gotta draw the line somewhere. “Somewhere” is my mask.
Calling you jerky was a low blow, certainly. But withal, as funny as anything in Everything Abridged, e.g., highest praise.