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M. Louisa Locke's avatar

Ouch, what I can I say, another bit of biting satire. Well done, can't wait to see what comes next year.

Dennard Dayle's avatar

Thank you, I’m going for a home run derby this year. Here’s hoping I don’t get myself thrown out of civil society.

Meg Oolders's avatar

Damn. If this is the kind of fire you conjure while "taking the rest of the year off" I suggest NOT taking the rest of anything off ever again. I don't really suggest that. I suggest a special treat for making this masterpiece, though. Like a "master" piece of cake. With or without rum.

Happy New Year.

Exclusively,

Meg O.

Dennard Dayle's avatar

Happy New Year! A good sugar bomb sounds perfect. So does a great sugar bomb, or an okay sugar bomb. I’m embracing the baked world this year.

Meg Oolders's avatar

Everything in moderation. Including moderation. 🥂

Victoria Oosterhout's avatar

You're right, I resolve to be a meaner bitch in 2024. Give me your lunch money.

Dennard Dayle's avatar

This is the true path.

Anne Kadet's avatar

“Burn them. Literally this time.”

Lol on the train again. This one, metro north Poughkeepsie to GC.

Happy New Year DD!

Dennard Dayle's avatar

Every live laugh makes me a little more powerful. Happy New Year, Anne! Looking forward to more of your adventures.

appleton king's avatar

yeah "open letters" avoidance may just be the ticket sanity and health....are they compatible? heh

Dennard Dayle's avatar

You won't lose money betting on people getting crazier.

appleton king's avatar

damn straight sounds like a fitting slogan to be etched into whatever veneer the Supreme Court Building is made of

Amran Gowani's avatar

Pain is weakness -- and ethnic cleansing -- leaving the body.

Dennard Dayle's avatar

Gotta fuel that growth with something.

Bonnybedlam's avatar

I read this while eating a cookie. If I don't make it thru 2024, don't worry. No one else knows how to shut off the autopay.