Whatever it was, I was falling apart laughing (inwardly). I think it was comedy, literary categories be damned. I shared with Andy Kaufman, Lydia Davis, Samuel Beckett and Groucho Marx. I asked them to send you their scores.
I nearly skipped to the punchline. On my way down I saw the word Tralfamadorians -- I became unstuck from time. I went to the Planet Iowa Writers Workshop and saw Vonnegut eating Flannery O'Connor's brain, with a spoon. It was gross so I got restuck on purpose. I never should have travelled to a planet run by an MfA program. There was no satire there.
one hopes the obvious sequel -- "is it irony?" -- is forthcoming. looking forward to that one. satire i understand but irony? help us, exclusive evil. you're our only evil hope.
A wonderful story which makes one ponder many important questions:
1) With all that genital kneeing, how did Bill and Phil ever find time to write?
2) What are genitals? (asking for a friend)
3) Will we ever, as the human race, stop kneeing one another in the genitals and instead come together in peace and harmony to caress one another’s genitals?
Whatever it was, I was falling apart laughing (inwardly). I think it was comedy, literary categories be damned. I shared with Andy Kaufman, Lydia Davis, Samuel Beckett and Groucho Marx. I asked them to send you their scores.
> Ken says, “Hello Barbie.”
> Barbie knees Ken in the crotch.
> Nothing happens.
That’s just a neat little joke, ironic or not :)
Finally! Fun at parties.
#20 is a masterpiece of modern literature. #28 is the gospel truth.
Bravo!
Thank you for this. Consider it shared.
> This newsletter looks back at me while I am naked; as I take the red pill—
Neo uploads himself into the crotch
There is no spoon
I nearly skipped to the punchline. On my way down I saw the word Tralfamadorians -- I became unstuck from time. I went to the Planet Iowa Writers Workshop and saw Vonnegut eating Flannery O'Connor's brain, with a spoon. It was gross so I got restuck on purpose. I never should have travelled to a planet run by an MfA program. There was no satire there.
22 was my favorite, until I got to 39. 🙃 I should speak less, but I was close to being close! 😂
one hopes the obvious sequel -- "is it irony?" -- is forthcoming. looking forward to that one. satire i understand but irony? help us, exclusive evil. you're our only evil hope.
A wonderful story which makes one ponder many important questions:
1) With all that genital kneeing, how did Bill and Phil ever find time to write?
2) What are genitals? (asking for a friend)
3) Will we ever, as the human race, stop kneeing one another in the genitals and instead come together in peace and harmony to caress one another’s genitals?
I enjoyed this so much. It's like Waiting for Godot, except Godot shows up in every scene with a strike to the scrotum.