My band is called Milo & the Minderbinders. I confiscated everyone’s instruments and issued them additional shares of stock in the band. Then I sold the instruments and hired another band to play our music and upload it illegally onto Spotify. Then I issued additional shares of stock to some lawyers who are currently suing Spotify on our behalf. We’re remarkably profitable.
My band is called Milo & the Minderbinders. I confiscated everyone’s instruments and issued them additional shares of stock in the band. Then I sold the instruments and hired another band to play our music and upload it illegally onto Spotify. Then I issued additional shares of stock to some lawyers who are currently suing Spotify on our behalf. We’re remarkably profitable.