Exclusive Evil - This Year's Miracle Supplement
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This Year’s Miracle Supplement
By Dennard Dayle
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Reviews for: BiHydro Liquid Performance Boost
Pretty much a cheat code. On BiHydro, I’ve been able to bust out sprints like nothing. I think they’re going to ban this stuff soon.
Live fast, die young. BiHydro’s the best grey zone boost to come along in years. Lifting heavier and cycling harder is great, but it also shines as an appetite suppressant. Get some BiHydro and add order to that eating disorder.
Be careful. My son got into my stash, and now he won’t stop peeing. My wife thinks it’ll pass, but I’m losing my shit. If this keeps up we’re going to the hospital.
Rating: ** ½
I can’t argue with my numbers. Whatever’s in BiHydro gets me through a workout like 80s coke. But just one flavor? Major missed opportunity. It should at least come in chocolate. Everything comes in chocolate.
Bloating, sweating, borderline incontinence. Not worth it, stay natty.
Screw Creatine. Forget that jar of old-school Jacked that’s sat in your closet since 2005. I’m all in on BiHydro. Stock up before Congress catches on.
The manufacturer calls this essential. But what exactly is hydrogen? And why don’t they want you to know? Keep your distance. They’re after everyone too smart to vaxx up. And by they, I mean [removed by moderation team].
Works, but tastes funky. Mix in a little sugar for a more natural flavor.
As usual, baseball players know how to pick the good shit. They’re barely hiding it. If you pay attention, you can see them chugging this stuff on live television. If you thought steroid era stats were crazy, wait until the BiHydro records start exploding. Asterisks for everyone.
My skin looks great!
It’s okay, though I’m with EpsteinsAlive on the flavor. I mix mine with protein powder to save time and taste buds.
I’m quitting, cold turkey. It took less than two days on this poison for the cravings to kick in. First it was an extra dose after workouts. Then a dose in the morning, just to get myself going. When I started sneaking doses into the office, I knew something had to change. Gains are important, but so is your health and soul. Don’t toss your life away.
More trash from geeks that never lifted air. Your body craves one thing: roots from the heart of Mother Africa. Decolonize your muscles, and discover the African God hiding within. Check my profile for links and a discount.
I’m always skeptical when the flavor of the month comes through. I make a living competing, so I can’t afford to poison myself or piss hot. But man, I can barely remember what it’s like to get through a session without BiHydro. My doc’s confirmed it’s safe—she even got annoyed that I kept asking. We’ve got the new creatine smoothie on our hands, boys.
Good ish, but ignore the recommended dosing. Thirteen cups of anything a day will kill you. And we all know it just takes one dead idiot for the nanny state to ban a perfectly good appetite suppressant.
It works, but it’s a real wallet killer. I know Nestle isn’t exactly a charity, but they’re pretty much asking me to find a knockoff.
When you poison your body, you poison your soul. God can see you.
Pure placebo. LabDoor says there isn’t a single muscle-building or energy-boosting compound in this nonsense. No creatine, no electrolytes, not even old-fashioned thermogenics. Just filler molecules you can find in every other sports drink. Barely worth the plastic it comes in.
I swear to God, this is Earth’s dumbest community. The fact that any of you have survived this long is beyond science. You’re supposed to cut BiHydro with milk. Thank me later.
Thanks for reading. I have a spicy collaboration with Amran and Michael coming on Super Bowl Sunday.
Hey, Dennard. Newbie subscriber. Amran sent me. Big fan of his and Michael's. Looking forward to your collaboration and to more from you (without their nonsense) here. 🙃
My skin looks great too!