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M. Louisa Locke's avatar

OMG, what a ride! I love the fact that I don't quite understand most of your references, but still enjoy the journey.

Dennard Dayle's avatar

Thank you! I'm glad you appreciate Martian.

Jane Fisher's avatar

Two thoughts:

1) If satire can’t change the world, we’re doomed, but at least we can laugh on the way out.

2) As time goes on I am more and more convinced that Trump’s infamous cofeve tweet was a typo and he meant kayfabe.

Make that three thoughts:

This piece is brilliant, thank you, it has my world better.

Dennard Dayle's avatar

Kayfabe seems infinitely more in-character than coverage. The Undertaker at a campaign rally is six steps dumber than Mike Judge's president, as the Undertaker has half his peers' IQ.

Abso Love's avatar

I hope the FDA under RFK jr fast tracks some ointment this dry dick stuff sounds pretty serious.

Dennard Dayle's avatar

Every dollar wasted on polio is headed to Lubiderm. A new golden era.

Meg Oolders's avatar

This missive should be delivered as rolling text over a galaxy canvas, like a Star Wars intro.

Sleep in = Heavenly peace.

Dennard Dayle's avatar

Maybe I'll use their exact layout. If the clown car can beat mouse lawyers, it can't be impossible.

Brian Wright's avatar

So good...somehow I feel your'e back but from where as you haven't gone anywhere. The zeitgeist just changed out from under everybody, Anyway felt this was dead on course.

Dennard Dayle's avatar

Very much appreciated, I'm going for a sprint this year. Hopefully I can keep up with the world.

Brian Wright's avatar

I'm working on a long form and so far so good. I've met an agent I vibe with so now all I have to do is pull off a highly polished finish that works on all levels. Looking for about six months...