Also, my book's out.
Today’s Fortune: Ideas are recyclable.
Today’s Fortune: Keep a photo of the office nearby, as inspiration when stuck with family.
The American Experiment's last hope.
Today’s Fortune: Inhale deeply before sticking your head in the sand.
Sorry about that bomb. And that other bomb.
Today’s Fortune: It’s always darkest before the forest fire.
Thinking out loud.
Today’s Fortune: Your beliefs are the sole objective truth.
And the Lord said, let there be bait.
Unmarked bills.
Today’s Fortune: Eat more green food coloring.